Title: Make You High
Word Counts: 5,794
Side Pairing(s): SeKai, slight!KyungMyeon, ninja!KaiSoo, bffs!KaiBaek&ChanHun
Disclaimer: The celebrities' names/images are merely borrowed and do not represent who the celebrities are in real life. No offense is intended towards them, their families or friends. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this fictional work. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Falling in love shouldn’t be this weird.
Author's Note: It’s my first time joining a ficfest! And any sorts of things like this. I’m actually nervous because my writing could pass off as kindergarten’s but I still tried! To ate M who pushed me to actually submit this when I finished, (my plan was to submit this at the deadline) I love you!! I finished earlier, actually! Okay I’m getting talkative but I hope everyone will enjoy this! Feel free to talk to me after the exchange. ;u; ILY GUYS! HAME HAME WAVE ALL OF THE FLUFF AND CHANBAEK LOVE!!
“No, no, no, no, nOOOOooooOOOooooooOOOoooo!!!!!!” Baekhyun cries out, pulling out his own hair as he looks at the couple in front of him. Well, not really in front since technically he’s hiding behind a bush, but still. His teeth worrying the softness of his lower lip as he thinks of what he should do because they are about to kiss and no, he couldn’t let that happen. Just no.
He jumps out of the bush, wincing when his numbed feet is suddenly in motion, and tries to run.
His feet feels so so numb and it hurts when he tries to move it. The hell with it, he thought, and thinks about something intelligent to do.
He’s losing his time as the couple’s face are inching so so close. In desperation, he screams.
“J-Jongin!” Said guy whips his head on the familiar sound of his hyungsmurf’s direction.
“Hyung?” Jongin mumbles and the one who’s with Jongin stares at the brunet.
“I’m pregnant, Jongin! You can’t just do that! You can’t just tell me how much you love me and impregnate me and then kiss other people!” Baekhyun cries out, ignoring the looks of people around them, the nasty looks directed at him.
“What are you saying, hyung?” Jongin’s face scrunch is confusion and disgust with what his weird hyung is blabbering.
But the kid that was about to steal Jongin’s precious kiss flies away, muttering things like ‘kids these days’ and leaves Jongin alone. Because Jongin never considered Baekhyun a human being so he’s technically alone.
“Hyung, what was that!” Jongin pulls his own hair out and stares at his hyung, helpless and still disgusted. Jongin’s eyes lands on Baekhyun’s tummy. “Hyung, we’re gonna get that baby aborted.” Jongin snorts at his own sarcasm and Baekhyun glares at him while rubbing the non-existent baby inside his non-existent womb.
“Hush, Jongin. First, I can get pregnant, I’ll prove it to you one day,” Jongin snorts. “and, you don’t like that kind of guy. I know your type. I’m your mom so I know you the best and no, don’t look at me like that, I won’t get fooled with that puppy look so hush,” Jongin’s about to interrupt when Baekhyun holds out a palm. They’re still far from each other so Baekhyun’s speech is heard by the passersby who probably think he’s a madman. “I only want what’s the best for my baby.” Baekhyun stands up, winces at the sudden move because his hand may or may not touch a thorn, and goes to Jongin.
“My precious baby.” He bumps their noses together and Jongin would’ve coo, if it weren’t for the betrayed feeling he feels.
“Don’t. Your mom will give you your mindblowing first kiss of all the first kiss!” Baekhyun makes a kissy face and laughs when Jongin turns his head in disgust.
“Chanyeol!” They heard someone say. And that someone is Jongin’s baby, who’s calling out and hugging other people that is not Jongin. Awww.
Baekhyun makes a sad face of his own, mirroring Jongin’s when he looks at their school’s towers Chanyeol and Sehun bro hug each other.
Baekhyun thinks he's the most genius wonderful and awesomest guy that ever existed.
"So... what are we doing here?" Chanyeol asks as he gazes around the place. He's uncomfortable, to say at least, but who wouldn't if you're stuck in between a shortie and a wall that almost held no space between the two of them.
"Shut up, someone might hear us!" The shortie hisses, clamping a beautiful hand to the giant's big mouth. "I think it's clear." As the midget wiggles his way between the wall and the giant, he heaves a breath and glares at the tall guy. "Why are you so tall are you trying to squish me in that wall?!" He screams, not even minding the passersby who probably think he had lost his mind. He probably had.
"Wait, Byun, you dragged me somewhere while I'm having lunch yet you're complaining I almost squished you when you're the one who just pushed me in that cramped space without even--" A hand is, again, clamped on his mouth. In retaliation, Chanyeol licks the palm in his mouth and the shortie shrieks.
"DID YOU JUST LICK MY HAND YOU GIANT OAF!!!' He screams, grabbing his tissue and alcohol on his bag and hastily wipes his hand while glaring at the giant.
"I don't even know what I'm doing here I'm starving just so you know."
"Okay," Baekhyun looks at his surroundings, making sure not to see his son before dragging Chanyeol to hell. "Let's go to my sanctuary."
"Uhm, so, Subspace." Chanyeol wolf whistles and makes his way to a table with two seats without even waiting for Baekhyun who's busy looking at the treats with hearts in his eyes.
"Since you're starving, your treat. I want a strawberry velvet shake and three slices of strawberry cake, hurry!"
"And why would I treat you? Is this a date? I'll only treat someone in a nice coffee shop if it's a date."
"Are you asking me out right now?"
Chanyeol chokes. The nerve of this guy... "I'm not, and I won't ever, never ever, forever. So don't get your hopes up and stand up, buy your own treat."
"But Park, you would like the reason why I giantnapped you in the first place." Baekhyun says, all smiley and blinkey with hearts in his eyes.
Chanyeol makes a face, giantnapped. He snorts and points a finger at the midget's direction. "That'd better be good or I'll make you pay thrice the price."
It's while they're drinking their coffees and Baekhyun is on his way to nirvana, almost forgetting while they're here and why Chanyeol agreed on treating Baekhyun though it's not a date, that Chanyeol makes a noise between a dying whale and a hungry dog to get Baekhyun's attention while he moans at every bite, getting the other customer's attention and giving them the stink eye.
"So, what's the reason why you asked me to treat you and brought me here... And on that wall, moments ago. Not letting me to eat my lunch and made me poor because of this golden coffee."
Baekhyun looks at Chanyeol first, tries to remember his name, looks at his cake and cries because he wants more, that he remembers. "Ah, Sehun." Baekhyun starts, twirling his straw on his shake and thinks if he's going to buy more.
Chanyeol's eyes flicker from Baekhyun's hands to his face. His hand is pretty, he notes, prettier than a woman's hands. Also his face. Pretty. Chanyeol shakes his head at the thought. No way. "What about Sehun?" he asks, and his eyes slit at the brunet across from him because if he giant--kidnapped him just because he needs help for Sehun, he should've treated him, not the other way around because he's in need of a favor.
"My.... My Jongin likes your Sehun." Baekhyun says and stands up to order more. When the shake that came back after a few moments are two flavors, strawberry and mocha, Chanyeol raises a brow. Now I know why he's fat. Baekhyun gives him the mocha shake and Chanyeol's brows almost reached its hairline.
"I thought you're going to drink those all by yourself." Chanyeol comments dryly while taking a sip. Ohmygod it's good.
"I don't like mocha."
"WHO DOESN'T LIKE MOCHA?!" Someone screams behind them and Baekhyun and Chanyeol's eyes go wide as some cutie that looks like a serial killer suddenly stands up and goes to their table. He bangs his hands to their table, tries not to wince because it ouches him but fails to do so, and glares at the two. "Who doesn't like mocha." he repeats, and Baekhyun takes the mocha from Chanyeol's hands and drinks from it while pointing at Chanyeol.
Chanyeol's mouth go wide as Baekhyun drinks at his drink, at his straw, where his mouth was there few moments ago. Chanyeol tries hard not to think about how he had played with the straw with his tongue.
"YOU?!" The doe eyed guy screams and is about to strangle Chanyeol when a handsome short guy goes to them and talks to the serial killer.
"What's going on here?" He asks, Junmyeon, his nametag reads. "I'm the manager. I heard there is a commotion here what's happening?" He asks and suddenly, serial killer guy has his mouth wide and it's cute, really, if it's not for the drool that's pooling on his mouth.
"I'm Kyungsoo, you're--" Serial killer, Kyungsoo, reads the handsome manager's nametag. "Junmyeon. And you're going to marry me and we're going to have babies." As Kyungsoo says this, he jumps and kisses the manager at his mouth, leaving the two with their jaws dropped.
Junmyeon looks shocked as well, slightly thankful as Subspace doesn't have customers aside from this Kyungsoo guy and the two guys on the table who's watching them with their mouth wide.
As they part, Kyungsoo smiles so bright and Junmyeon thinks, hey, this isn't bad.
Baekhyun fails to realize that the Kyungsoo guy was the one whom Jongin was about to kiss few days ago.
"Oh my god that's so funny!! Have you seen that manager's face when that Kyungsoo guy kissed him? Ohmygod!" Baekhyun says while slapping a hand on his thigh. They seem to be enjoying the memories that resurfaced when they went out of the coffee shop, laughing hard and even dancing like monkeys.
"Yes and god, I thought he's about to kill me but then," Chanyeol clears his throat and imitates a flirty woman's voice. "Junmyeon oppa came and I kissed him and we're going to make babies in the future."
"Well, at least your poor ass wasn't doomed." Baekhyun laughs again.
His laugh is nice, Chanyeol thought. His eyes is so small that it turns into crescent, he wonders if Baekhyun could still see him with the way his eyes is almost gone.
His teeth is also nice. White and straight perfect for toothpaste commercial.
His cheeks, damn, it looks so soft and fluffy and cheeky, more so when he grins. And, oh, are those pink in his cheeks? It's cute as well.
His mouth is nice, too. Thin but its shape is really nice Chanyeol has to stop his hands from reaching out to touch it because it looks so soft, is it softer than it looks or....?
Baekhyun is startled and long stopped from laughing as Chanyeol is staring at him. He blushes but Chanyeol continues on staring. A finger is then on his mouth and he accidentally pushes himself backwards, making him almost fall to his butt.
Chanyeol catches him in record time and Baekhyun blushes harder.
The laughing fit starts again, indirect kisses, unexpected not date and staring contest momentarily forgotten.
It's the second day of their supposed meeting. Somehow, they get each other's number.
It started with a simple,
"Are we going to meet tomorrow?" Chanyeol asks, brows furrowed as he looks at Baekhyun who's focused on writing something he doesn't want to know about.
"I don't know. Give me your number." Baekhyun says. He freezes. He clears his throat and stares at Chanyeol then back at his work. "Uhm, y'knoe, for emergency meeting. Or something.." Baekhyun trails off. He glances sideways at Chanyeol and the latter clears his throat.
"Y-yeah. Here's my phone."
Baekhyun taps in his number and contact name. Bunny Baek. And if that name alone doesn't make the cockroaches on Chanyeol's stomach dance around in circles, Baekhyun just have to take a very cute selca of him to be his phone's icon.
"There." Baekhyun returns the phone and Chanyeol flushes at the selca. "Here is mine." Baekhyun gives his phone and Chanyeol stares at it like it's some kind of a cursed phone. Or something.
Or something. Blergh.
"Uhhhh.." Chanyeol raises a hand to scratch his neck. "Uh.....?"
"Do what I did to your phone!" Baekhyun quirks a smile as Chanyeol fumbles with his phone.
Chanyeol saves his number in the name, Chanyeollie.
Baekhyun's smile widens. "Is this going to be a thing now? You, calling me Baek or Baekhyunnie and me, calling you Chanyeollie? Now, smile!" Baekhyun snaps a photo so fast Chanyeol stutters and slowly retrieves Baekhyun's phone back.
If Baekhyun will take a very ugly picture of Chanyeol and laugh at it so hard his eyes have gone somewhere, Chanyeol thinks its okay.
Chanyeol’s also about to retort about calling Baekhyun a Bunny, because technically he calls himself one, and Chanyeol tries hard not to think of putting Baekhyun to his pocket because he’s tiny like that and that’s what rabbits do.
Kangaroos do that, right?
Hey, Chanyeol could be a little dumb sometimes.
"So, uhm, let me get this straight. You brought me to KFC." Chanyeol comments, drinking his Krushers while watching Baekhyun eat his fifth chicken.
"Yes! You're always hungry." Baekhyun answers then and stands up.
"Don't tell me you're going to order again..."
It's Baekhyun's ninth chicken when they feel the need to talk about the important thing. "So yes, my Jongin likes your Sehun. That's enough of an explanation."
Chanyeol stares at him blankly.
"Y'knoe, brooo! The matchmaking thing!" Baekhyun raises his chicken stained hands in the air, expecting Chanyeol to get his shit already.
"Oh. So, you like, want them to end up together?"
"No. I want us to end up together. OF COURSE DUDE!! It's Operation: SeKai Make You High."
Chanyeol tries to ignore the first comment.
"Why High, though?" He asks instead. He's about to eat when he realizes a thing. "Why SeKai? Isn't it supposed to be JongSe or JongHun or SeJong or HunJong or whatever?"
"Well, I thought of those but man it's ugly. Kai is Jongin's nickname and I thought, 'why not make it SeKai?' I'm a genius, I know I know."
"Oh." Chanyeol says dumbly.
"So, okay, Jongin likes Sehun." Chanyeol repeats, just to make sure. When the statement reaches his brain, he chokes, almost spitting his treat. Baekhyun eyed him in disgust.
"OH MY GOD SEHUN LIKES JONGIN AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chanyeol screams and Baekhyun panics. When Chanyeol is about to open his big mouth to probably spout another comment about SeKai, Baekhyun grabs a chicken from his plate and stuffs it on Chanyeol's mouth.
"Eat, kid, eat. You're hungry." Baekhyun smiles at the other customers who happen to hear Chanyeol.
"Butch Jongeen likesh Sheun andch it'ch--"
"EAT." Baekhyun glares at him and Chanyeol nods like a lost puppy.
"I can't really freaking believe it, man. It's just so awesome. Did you know, Sehun rejects all of those people asking him out just to be available for Jongin? And damn, last week, when Sehun sees Jongin about to kiss someone, he told me that some crazy old man stopped them and he's so thankful he's willing to give birth to his baby."
Baekhyun's eye slit to the crazy old man part. I'm not old, damn it.
"I'm so happy. I'm very willing for this and I'll be thanking you a lot if they ended up together." Chanyeol says with a genuine smile and Baekhyun's stomach does a flop flop and he feels like a bunch of cockroaches are having a tea party inside him.
"Damn right they'll end up together of course!"
Baekhyun's smile is so wide Chanyeol wants to change Baekhyun's name on his phone. Bunny Sunshine. He didn't, though, who would even do that it's not like he thinks Baekhyun's smile is contagious and beautiful and perfect and could beat the rays of the sun. Of course. He wouldn't change Baekhyun's name on his phone. Of course.
Chanyeol glances at the name. Bunny Baek. He taps it and edits.
"Why do we keep on hanging out on fastfood stores?" Chanyeol eyes the food that Baekhyun ordered. It's enough to keep his family alive.
"I worry about your health; I don't want you to be hungry." Baekhyun continues to eat like Chanyeol isn't eyeing him.
Chanyeol continues to stare at Baekhyun while he's eating. It's pretty entertaining, really. The way Baekhyun eats as if he never cared about the world, he eats cutely, stuffs his mouth with food though it's still full... Chanyeol smiles with no apparent reason.
Chanyeol and him shares a few of their classes so they knew each other. The first time Chanyeol saw Baekhyun, he already thought of him as beautiful. His looks could even compare to a girl plus his smile, god, his smile. Don't even start with it. Whenever he smiles, his eyes would be crescent shaped, his cute button nose would be so scrunched and his thin pouty cute lips would release the most heavenly sound god has created. Chanyeol would be lying if he hadn't thought of Baekhyun attractive because damn Chanyeol has a slight mushy crush on him.
Baekhyun has a stain on the corner of his mouth and Chanyeol reaches out to wipe it with his thumb.
"......Thanks," Baekhyun says.
Chanyeol misses the way Baekhyun's cheeks flush.
They decided to watch a movie today. With Baekhyun bringing tons of food, with him arguing that he's over 18 because the staffs didn't let him watch the movie as it's R-18.
"I'm over 18! In fact, I'm 24 years old!"
"Now, now, sir, calm down. We're just asking for your ID. The movie's R-18."
"I SAID I'M 24!"
"Sir, he's telling the truth," Chanyeol butts in. "This is our school ID, he forgot to bring his."
"Are you two, siblings?"
"He's actually my boyfriend." Chanyeol says and the staff’s mouth went 'O' and he apologizes to Baekhyun.
"I'm-- I'm sorry, sir, I just thought you're 17 or something." The staff turns to Chanyeol to whisper something. "You actually looked like his sugar daddy."
Chanyeol laughs out loud.
"Idiot, why did you say that we're boyfriends?" Baekhyun is still blushing even when they're seated and the movie's started. There's a whole empty seat on their row and Baekhyun blushes again.
"It's effective." Chanyeol looks at him and smiles.
The cockroaches at Baekhyun's stomach is having a partey.
"Byun, seriously. We're just going out but we would always forget to plan for Sehun and Jongin."
"Hush, Chanyeol! Let's make a nickname for them. Who knows, one of them might hear us, right?"
"Nah, weird is cute."
Then Baekhyun smiles. The no you're not cute is at the tip of his tongue but he bites it. Be thankful you're cute.
It's a Saturday and Saturday is supposed to be Chanyeol's rest day. He guesses this is his cheat day because he's being dragged at the park with a hyper brunette this early in the morning.
"Paaaaaaark, it's a nice day to matchmake! Don't you think?"
"So, here. I made a plan last night. Look at the bags on my eyes, loooook!! I feel so ugly right now I stayed up all night just to do this."
Chanyeol wants to say he's still cute when he noticed something.
"Byun.... you're not wearing eyeliner."
Baekhyun blushes. Damn.
Baekhyun discreetly taps his pocket and frowns when he realizes it's empty.
"Maybe I forgot to bring one..."
"Feel lucky, though. Jongin's the only guy to see me this ugly. Feel free to insult me."
Baekhyun says it with a laugh but Chanyeol's almost sure that there is a lace of insecurity beneath his laugh.
"You're still beautiful, though."
"Nice joke, Park. Next one please."
Baekhyun laughs again and Chanyeol wonders why there's suddenly a bunch of fairies flying at his stomach.
"Jongin, good morningggggg!" Baekhyun jumps at the burrito his best friend made and slaps his face.
"Hyungggg," Jongin shoos Baekhyun away but to no avail, Baekhyun still pinches him.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up!!" Baekhyun screams at his high pitched voice, making Jongin grunt in his sleep.
"Okaaaay, okay, I'm ufff," Jongin yawns and Baekhyun scrunches his nose in disgust.
"If you feel like you're cute when you did that, you're the worst feeler in the universe." Baekhyun says and drags Jongin to the bathroom. "Come on, son, I need you to do.... things for me." If Jongin is wide awake he would've thought about how weird his hyung is but then Baekhyun is always weird so he might've just shrugged it off.
"Hyung, you're weird." Jongin scratches his belly and Baekhyun takes it in himself to take off Jongin's shirt. Jongin grunts, "Okay, hyung! Okay! I'm going to take a bath now get off of me, you're so weird."
"I'm Baekhyun, you shit. And I'm your mom. Do I still have to remind you how hard I suffered for bringing you up to this beautiful world? For carrying you inside my womb for nine months! Nine months, Jongin, nine months! How I have to watch my diet--"
Baekhyun cackles. "Shoo. Take a bath and brush your teeth reaaaaaaally well." Baekhyun's smirk widened and Jongin looks at him weirdly.
"You're being weird. Have I told you just this morning how weird you are? How about yesterday and the other da--"
"Weird is cute. I'm Baekhyun but I'm cute. Hush, hush, child, you're too young to understand."
Jongin grunts again but nonetheless walks inside the bathroom.
Baekhyun is still smirking when Jongin goes out of the shower.
"I feel like I'm going to be raped." Jongin deadpans and Baekhyun laughs.
"I say no to incest, son. Do your job, be a good boy and listen to daddy."
".......I thought you're my mom." Jongin eyes Baekhyun who stands up from sitting at his bed and dances his way towards the door.
Baekhyun opens the door, "I could be your everything." Baekhyun winks and goes out, silently closing the door behind him.
dUDE JONGIN IS GETTIN' READY I JUST FELT MY DICK TWITCH DAMN IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS
He's getting ready as well. I think we'll be there in 10.
I FEEL LIKE A PROUD MOM
/clutches heart/ i fEEL SO SAD MY SON'S GONNA LEAVE ME SOON HOW AM I GOIN TO CATCH UP AT MY OWN WITH NO ONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME
Don't be late.
Baekhyun snorts. He just told this man he'll be old and alone yet he said, don't be late? Don't be late?!?!?!?!??!?!
Chanyeol cackles. Baekhyun is so cute.
"Hyung, what are we doing here?" Sehun asks as he and Chanyeol are currently seated on the bench provided on the park.
Sehun would've been fine with it but Chanyeol is texting non-stop and the fact that he's been smiling and giggling as well doesn't help one bit.
"Hyung, you know, you should have told me you just wanted a free time to text whoever that is. I feel like a third wheel."
"Shut up. I said I'm waiting for someone." Chanyeol says coolly, his wide smile still plastered on his face.
"So I'm really going to be a third wheel?!"
From: Bunny Sunshine
WE'RE ON OUR WAY OMG
From: Bunny Sunshine
my son is so handsome im tearing up
From: Bunny Sunshine
im tearing up
From: Bunny Sunshine
ialready teared up
From: Bunny Sunshine
mytears are flowing
To: Bunny Sunshine
Baekhyun's shoulder shook with irritation as he stares at the short text message.
"We're here." Baekhyun announces and Jongin freezes.
Damn Oh Sehun is sitting so handsome right there he's going to faint omg omg omg oMG!!!!!
Sehun hears a voice and looks up to see that Baekhyun guy from his class with a tall guy----
He freezes and he feels sosososo betrayed because. Because.
Then the midget speaks.
"Oh! Park Chanyeol, Oh Sehun? Wow, what a coincidence!"
Chanyeol snorts at this. Yeah right. Coincidence.
"Oh, stand up, stand up, please. Hi! I'm Baekhyun and this is my son, Jongin."
"Hyung, till when are you going to pull that son thing?" Jongin whispers and he blushes because Sehun is staring at him like damn.
"As long as I'm alive I'm going to call you my son. Because you are." Baekhyun whispers back to him. He smiled at the two tall guys and feels like a real midget because they are so tall. Damn.
"Do you know each other?" Sehun uncertainly asks Chanyeol and Baekhyun answers for him.
"Yes!! Chanyeol and I are actually close," Baekhyun says as he goes to Chanyeol and link arms with him. Chanyeol tries hard not to blush.
"Uhh, since...when?" Sehun asks again, eyeing Baekhyun's eagerness and Chanyeol's ugly face.
"Since...since... before you were born!" Baekhyun laughs and he's the only one who's laughing.
"Uhm, okay?" Sehun grunts at Chanyeol and Chanyeol mouths something Sehun couldn't comprehend.
Jongin stays frozen.
"Oh, I remember, I have to change my napkin. You know, it's the time of the month, ladies' thing, so yes goodbye!" Baekhyun drags Chanyeol with him, leaving a frozen Jongin and a dumbfounded Sehun on the bench.
Baekhyun's laugh is contagious. Chanyeol didn't know why Baekhyun is laughing but because he's laughing so loud, getting ugly stares from other people, Chanyeol laughs as well.
"Wait, I'm going to text my babe."
baby, enjoy ur date w ur prince charming :*
Hyuuuuung how dare you, I feel so betrayed!
aw baby, u didnt :> promise me u'll spend time with him, alright? love u :*
"I'll text Sehun as well." Chanyeol fishes out his phone from his pocket, laughs at the text messages from Sehun. Texts like, 'Hyung what am i going to do' 'Hyung he's looking at me' 'Hyung he's so hot' 'Hyung i love him' 'HELP', and much more. Chanyeol only replied with,
Chanyeol cackles and puts his phone on the table. His eyes flies around and landed on the beautiful boy in front of him. They spent a lot of time together. Eating on different kinds of fastfood stores, with Baekhyun asking him to treat him and Chanyeol would always heed to him, always giving in because of his smile. Damn, that smile.
That smile that is now directed to him.
"They're now talking." Baekhyun says after a while but Chanyeol just continues to stare at Baekhyun. Baekhyun's smile didn't falter, but the obnoxious ones he had before is now replaced with an endearing smile. Chanyeol feels something pull at his chest because he's not supposed to feel this. Just almost a month ago, he lives normally and hangs out with his best friend until he's dragged somewhere by a midget and here they are now, staring at each other with their ugly faces.
"I really think you're beautiful." Chanyeol breathes and Baekhyun blushes.
"I'm not," he denies with a shake of his head.
"But you are..."
"Hush, child. You're just hungry. Eat."
"But this bagel is expensive."
"It's my treat." Baekhyun winks and Chanyeol stops breathing.
"How was the date?" Baekhyun calls Jongin as soon as he got home.
"Hyung... I-- I confessed to him and he said he likes me as well.. and we, and we--"
"Okay, okay, keep those information to yourself. I don't wanna hear that kind of hormonic stories." Baekhyun cackles as Jongin sputters out a denial.
"But, how about you, hyung? How was your date with Chanyeol hyung?"
Baekhyun's breath hitches. It wasn't a date.
"......It wasn't a date. Sleep kid, sleep," Baekhyun ends the call.
He stares at his wall for no apparent reason at all. His mind wandering for almost nothing until he remembers Jongin's voice again and again.
Chanyeol and him shares a few classes and he thought of Chanyeol as cute. Handsome, even. He likes tall guys. The reason why he actually befriended Jongin was because Baekhyun had a tiny bit of crush at the latter because of his height. Baekhyun likes 'em tall. Plus the fact that Chanyeol is friendly and he's kind of reserved doesn't help at all. It gives Baekhyun a mushy feeling and he feels like he also has some tiny bit of crushing at him.
"Who wouldn't? He's cute..." Baekhyun mumbles and his eyes go to the pikachu stuff toy beside his pillow. Chanyeol and him had gone out to the park that day and Chanyeol won this prize for him. Baekhyun almost teared up if it weren't for his eyeliner.
"Do I like him?" He asks himself. "Of course I like him damn we're sort of friends..."
Sehun and Jongin starts going out, much to Baekhyun's delight and not-delight, as well. He wants to be on their every date because he wants his baby to maintain his innocence but sometimes they managed to go out without him knowing.
"Sehun, I want you to not taint my son's innocence." Baekhyun says one time, pointing an accusing finger at the mentioned guy.
"I didn't do anything," Sehun says and circles his arms around Jongin's shoulders.
Baekhyun's nose flare at this.
"You know, I approve of you being together because I want what's the best for my son. I bet you know how important Jongin is to me. Please don't forget that. He'll always love me more than you." Baekhyun sighs and Jongin goes to hug his hyung.
"Baek hyung, I'm old enough to know this. You don't have to worry. Sehun won't hurt me. I'll just tell you when he does, you could use your hapkido skills for that. But for now..." Jongin circles his arms on his hyung's waist and kisses his neck. "Let's love each other. You're right; I'll always love you more than I love him."
"That's my boy." Baekhyun kisses the top of Jongin's head and Sehun almost coos.
Chanyeol had seen everything as well. Somehow, Baekhyun's sweetness and his love for Jongin makes his pet cockroaches die.
He's not jealous. He's really not.
Chanyeol grabs Baekhyun from Jongin, earning a startled gasp from the boys and drags him somewhere.
Baekhyun is still whining and trying to break free from Chanyeol’s grasp when they reach Chanyeol’s apartment.
“W-why are we here?!” No answer. “Are you going to rape me?!” Baekhyun squeaks and blushes at the images that come to his mind. No, Byun, don’t go there.
Chanyeol hauls him to his couch and stares at him. Chanyeol’s stare is intense and Baekhyun seriously feels like crying.
Baekhyun whimpers and Chanyeol lowers his face to his.
“Byun.” Chanyeol starts and Baekhyun shivers at his voice.
“You’re beautiful and I’m jealous of you and Jongin,” Chanyeol gulps. Oops. “B-because Sehun and I w-wasn’t that… close.” He adds, to somehow save his slip.
Baekhyun’s eyes widen at this. He looks anywhere but Chanyeol. “Oh. Well. J-Jongin and I are… uhm, like, brothers.”
“I see.” Chanyeol moves closer, his legs on the other sides of Baekhyun’s hips, both of his legs on the side of Baekhyun’s head, effectively trapping him. Baekhyun gulps.
“Let’s meet tomorrow.” Chanyeol whispers and pecks Baekhyun’s lips.
Pecks Baekhyun’s lips.
Baekhyun couldn’t sleep. It was just a simple peck. God. It wasn’t like he hadn’t kissed someone before. The feeling is just… different.
He grabs his phone and calls his son.
"My Jongin, baby, my son, do I like Chanyeol?"
The person on the other line grunts.
"Because, you see, I don't know why but I think of him, y'knoe? He's keeping me awake and, he's kind of cute. I don't even know if we're to be considered friends.... and I... I'm supposed to be straight." Baekhyun bit his lip, he didn’t know why but suddenly, the urge to cry is strong.
"Where did you even get that? Is being straight required, or something?"
Baekhyun almost fell on his butt at the deep voice on the other line. Jesus. Baekhyun stares at the screen of his phone and realized that it was Chanyeol he called and not Jongin. Damn. Damn. Damn.
"I--- hey! Why didn't you say this was you?!"
"You called me and you didn't even give me the chance to speak." Baekhyun could almost see Chanyeol's smirk. "So, you like me?"
"Child, you're just sleepy and you're hearing things. Sleep."
Baekhyun ends the call, grabs a pillow, and screams on it.
It's on a few days that Chanyeol sees Jongin and Sehun hanging out, with a grumpy Baekhyun on tow.
"Byun!" Chanyeol shouts, and Baekhyun went grumpier.
"Oh, hyung, thank you for coming. Please accommodate this midget, he's been complaining at his lack of date." Jongin says and pats Baekhyun's head. "Go, hyung."
"Jongin, I'm your mom, I won't let you two be alone." Baekhyun crosses his arms across his chest and eyed the three giants. "Don't intimidate me with your height. I'm still the oldest here."
Jongin eyes Chanyeol and nods to him; Chanyeol gets his message and drags the poor midget on wherever he's going to rape him.
"Damn it, Chanyeol! Don't! My Jongin is a precious baby he's innocent---"
A kiss to shut a midget up is probably cliche, but that's what Chanyeol thought the best thing to do.
So he kisses Baekhyun.
On the forehead.
Baekhyun's breath hitch at this and he stares at Chanyeol.
"You dumb." And he stands on his tippy toes to kiss Chanyeol. But of course they're both in reality and reality sucks so Baekhyun missed Chanyeol's lips and his lips land on Chanyeol's jaw, just below his lower lip. "I've been complaining this since day one but why are you so tall!"
Chanyeol scrouches down, the same height as Baekhyun, and grins. "You can kiss me now."
And Baekhyun kisses Chanyeol. Damn, Chanyeol's lips are soft, it tastes like cotton candy. It’s almost like peck before but the kiss is longer now.
After talking to Jongin, Baekhyun somehow realizes many, many things.
One, he’s definitely not straight.
Two, he likes Chanyeol.
Three, he wants to be with Chanyeol.
Four, all of the above.
It’s all Baekhyun’s thoughts as he circles his arms on Chanyeol’s neck. Smiling at the kiss and loving the soft kiss they’re having. He could get used to this.
Chanyeol circles his arms on Baekhyun's waist, standing on his real height, ignoring the passersby who's probably watching the free porn and kisses Baekhyun hard. Only then they hear wolf whistles that they stop.
"Well, that was so fast." Baekhyun says, breathless, (but Chanyeol thinks that just staring at Baekhyun could make him breathless already) as he stares at Chanyeol’s handsome form.
“It wasn’t. We had a long way before.” Chanyeol winks and swoops down for another kiss.